Becoming Inebriated On A Glass In The Dorm
College is the greatest time to be inebriated. Naturally, it’s the start of the legal way to get inebriated and there’s no better way than to get inebriated with that bottle of unbranded red wine kept at the bottom of the bed in the dorm room poured in your unwashed mug. Those were the times when we have not heard of the best wine glasses.
Of course there were also the red plastic cups at the keg party passed from one sorority sister to the next frat boy. Or who would forget getting the booze directly from the keg? With the draft dripping from your mouth all the way to your shirt and the bubbles decorating your mouth as if suffering from epilepsy. Those were the times when the best wine glasses were not those long stemmed clear glasses but those drinking containers that no restaurant would be caught dead serving Dom Perignon in.
Who thought about the best wine glasses in those days? No one would even worry about drinking the best alcohol. What is important is having alcohol in the system to get you bold enough to relax and play strip poker in the middle of the dance floor.
There are also those terrible times when the best wine glasses are directly from the bottle. An affordable rum bought at a 711, still covered with that brown bag, guzzled on a street corner three seconds from the convenience store.
Not even the classroom is exempt from college students taking in their best wine glasses with the least expensive vodka from the fraternity party the other night. How would the professor notice when that vodka glass is in the form of a plastic bottle of water.
Who said group studies are a bore? Who gets bored when you are passing around a jar of gin to keep you from sleeping through calculus books. The academic group exercise would soon develop into the best game show never shown on television-give me the correct answer or give me a piece of clothing.
In memory, the best wine glasses are those that don’t resemble a wine glass at all. It’s the only washed soup dish in the kitchen that is deep enough to be filled with scotch. The best college wine glass is the pitcher where the cocktail was mixed but was passed around for the intoxication party since the allowance wasn’t enough to purchase a pack of Springfield plastic cups. The best wine glasses are memories of College.
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